# fail - Today’s News
After you read this article, of course.
# fail - Yesterday’s News
So much failure.
# fail - Monday 21 July, 2014
Wow. Massive fail.
# fail - Thursday 26 June, 2014
He forgot how to dog.
# fail - Wednesday 18 June, 2014
One guy in the UK did, he was promptly arrested.
# fail - Thursday 12 June, 2014
It wasn’t hacked. And you don’t need to change your password.
# fail - Wednesday 11 June, 2014
A Fine Gael senator had accused Marc MacSharry of having a conflict of interest.
# fail - Monday 2 June, 2014
Bet you feel pretty silly NOW.
# fail - Wednesday 21 May, 2014
You lose… Good day, sir!
# fail - Sunday 18 May, 2014
Today we learned a karma lesson.
# fail - Sunday 11 May, 2014
Tottenham secured the last available Europa League berth by crushing Aston Villa 3-0
# fail - Thursday 8 May, 2014
Try not to laugh. Laugh anyway.
# fail - Tuesday 29 April, 2014
Why did he DO that?
# fail - Sunday 27 April, 2014
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# fail - Wednesday 16 April, 2014
It doesn’t go well.
# fail - Monday 14 April, 2014
We are all this man.
# fail - Thursday 10 April, 2014
You’d be safe as houses with this lot.
# fail - Wednesday 9 April, 2014
# fail - Tuesday 8 April, 2014
# fail - Friday 4 April, 2014
He’s gonna make it! ….He didn’t make it.
# fail - Monday 31 March, 2014
# fail - Monday 24 March, 2014
Police said the fight was based on a “misunderstanding”.
# fail - Friday 21 March, 2014
Every. Single. Day.
# fail - Wednesday 19 March, 2014
One of the mopeds rode on the pavement towards the shop with people having to jump out of the way.
# fail - Thursday 6 March, 2014
The list is dominated by British and American universities.
# fail - Wednesday 5 March, 2014
They just couldn’t make it through those 40 days and 40 nights.
# fail - Tuesday 25 February, 2014
Teach them well and let them lead the way…
The Children’s Rights Alliance gave the government an overall ‘C’ grade in this year’s report card.
# fail - Saturday 22 February, 2014
So recent. So forgotten.
# fail - Saturday 8 February, 2014
# fail - Monday 3 February, 2014
# fail - Thursday 30 January, 2014
They wouldn’t want children being dragged into the equation now, would they?
# fail - Thursday 23 January, 2014
Don’t want to be all by yourselfie in the clueless camp now, do you?
# fail - Monday 20 January, 2014
# fail - Saturday 18 January, 2014
Let’s all be grateful that our work mistakes aren’t portrayed live on television.
# fail - Friday 17 January, 2014
CCTV video shows the man pulling on the door for several minutes.
# fail - Friday 3 January, 2014
It didn’t go quite to plan.
# fail - Sunday 22 December, 2013
Under Brazil’s penal code, which dates back to the 1940s, female toplessness is an “obscene act,” punishable by three months to a year in prison, or fines. Even the law’s critics admit few are prosecuted.