# awkward - Today’s News
After you read this article, of course.
# awkward - Monday 21 July, 2014
Black and white is the new orange.
# awkward - Sunday 20 July, 2014
What strategy do you have to deal with dreaded memory blank?
# awkward - Wednesday 16 July, 2014
17-year-old Masato Tai, whose sumo name is ‘Sodachizakari’, tips the scales at just 65 kilos.
# awkward - Wednesday 9 July, 2014
The match was the most tweeted about sporting event ever.
# awkward - Thursday 3 July, 2014
# awkward - Friday 27 June, 2014
# awkward - Friday 13 June, 2014
John McGuinness’s call for two senior health officials to resign during a meeting of the Public Accounts Committee yesterday has been criticised by some of his colleagues.
# awkward - Tuesday 10 June, 2014
“You’re very quiet.” “AM I YEAH?” Something you would never say.
# awkward - Friday 6 June, 2014
The ‘informal conversation’ was their first meeting since the start of the Ukraine crisis.
# awkward - Tuesday 3 June, 2014
Obama is in Poland and announced a expansion of US military presence in Europe.
# awkward - Sunday 1 June, 2014
His ankles, for one thing.
# awkward - Saturday 31 May, 2014
QUICK where’s the remote?
# awkward - Friday 30 May, 2014
It was funny at the time, honest.
# awkward - Saturday 24 May, 2014
“Man you’re so f**king nervous. I feel bad that you seem so nervous.”
# awkward - Thursday 22 May, 2014
Plenty of laughs and plenty of disinterested commuters.
# awkward - Thursday 15 May, 2014
Labour was launching its local and European election manifestos in Dublin today.
# awkward - Tuesday 6 May, 2014
The unofficial Fianna Fáil local election candidate and former minister could now be expelled from the party over her decision to defy Micheál Martin.
# awkward - Sunday 4 May, 2014
If you can find anything more awkward than this, we’ll eat our hats.
# awkward - Tuesday 29 April, 2014
Why do bad things happen to good people?
# awkward - Saturday 26 April, 2014
She pole-danced and talked about her ‘list’.
# awkward - Wednesday 23 April, 2014
Those YouTubers, acting the maggot as usual.
# awkward - Friday 18 April, 2014
All hail Worried Seal.
Family gathering coming up? Prepare yourself for the third degree.
# awkward - Wednesday 2 April, 2014
# awkward - Monday 31 March, 2014
# awkward - Saturday 22 March, 2014
It’s a real challenge.
# awkward - Thursday 13 March, 2014
We can’t see, covering our eyes.
# awkward - Tuesday 11 March, 2014
He’s probably relieved to have gone home.
Can you cope with this public gob lobbing?
# awkward - Sunday 23 February, 2014
# awkward - Thursday 20 February, 2014
Yup, looks about right.
# awkward - Wednesday 19 February, 2014
Especially for you is right.
# awkward - Saturday 15 February, 2014
Funerals are a social minefield almost impossible to navigate.
# awkward - Thursday 30 January, 2014
Sure you’d never be able to look daddy in the eye again after that. EVER.
# awkward - Thursday 9 January, 2014
# awkward - Monday 30 December, 2013
Why did they do that? WHY?
# awkward - Thursday 19 December, 2013
Same size, same curved screen, and the same screen ratio.
# awkward - Sunday 8 December, 2013
One government minister denounced the proposed increase as “wholly inappropriate” – but there’s not a lot MPs can do about it.
# awkward - Tuesday 3 December, 2013
“This rampant corruption of many of Fianna Fáil’s members and public representatives is part of the philosophy of tolerance that existed within that party,” Keaveney told the Dáil in June 2012.