THE tallest fecker in the pub who comes in 30 seconds before throw in, kick off whatever, gets his pint and positions himself right in front of you. May he burn in hell.

The stranger who sits beside you and proceeds to talk to you non stop for the whole match about shite! And then tells you he doesn’t support either team playing. Well feck off coz I do!

What about that friend of your father who always laid a never ending supply cokes , cidonas or taytos in front of ya! those were the days ….

The clown who sssssshhhhh’s everyone as the kicker is about to take a kick in rugby.

The grown men in jerseys shouting dog’s abuse at an image of Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger or Rafa Benitez on the television screen.

Thanks Journal for the inclusion.Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares

Watched Ire v Eng rugby match down the pub. The match was going our way,the ref was having a good game but d guy a couple of feet away was not a happy camper and was letting it be known aswell. Midway through d 2nd half his mate arrives in late. Got talking to him after d match where he informs me his buddy doin all d ‘complaining’ had mild tourrettes.

The lad who’s way out of touch with the times: “Is Micko still managing Kerry?”, “Has Ian Rush scored many this season?”, “We’ll win nothing until we sack McCarthy and put Roy in charge…”

Loved it. But wheres the muppet who roars when Luis Enrique scores because he has him in his fantasy football team?

The guy with the three little kids trying to buy 2 minutes of pub sport while 2 are asleep in the double buggy and 1 busy with some crap picked up in the 2 euro shop before Mr. Exciteable above roars at a mid field tackle and wakes everyone up……….

This is not a negative, but the absolute stranger you end up talking to during the Ireland WC qualifer against Holland in landsdown rd while in a pub in Drogheda on the way to the U2 gig in slane. When McAteer scored the winner to secure qualification the entire pub erupts into a dancing sea of merryment, hugging absolute strangers in a moment of pure joy.

In a manly way of course.

The dyed in the wool GAH man, who makes a point of sitting with his back to the screen, insisting ” if de sacar was on in my back garden I’d draw the curtains”

Alleged Munster and Leinster fans out for the social side of it…..same ones you see at the matches on the television……mmmuuuunnnnsssttteeerrrrrrr…….llleeeeiiinnnsssttteerrr……..they have tarnished the original……fffllllaaaaannndddeeerrrssss…..

The annoying Dublin fan talking about how they won the all Ireland. Yet he wouldn’t know where Parnell park is.

The rugby fans who take up the best seats. Drink a water or cordial and leave as soon as the final whistle goes

This behavior is universal in any pub in the world.

I prefer ladies mud wrestling over these male, closet-homosexual bonding rituals….

United fans!!

The women, ah god bless them. Sure they dont know whats goin on but their glad to be out of the house anyway.

The ‘anybody buts’. They’l shout for whichever team happen to playing against man u or whichever county the dubs are up against. Muppets

Or the next year will be our year, we haven’t won the league in 23 years but shush, we goaded utd about not winning it for 26 years, we won the uefa cup,fa cup and worthnothing cup and called it a treble Liverpool fan

All barstoolers …. Get up of yer fat arses and go and watch live sport, ye lazy shower of bar stewards !!!!

Worst I ever got wasn’t in a pub but was in Croker. There was a middle-aged woman behind me who, irrespective of who had the ball or what the situation was, felt a need to shout “Give it” repeatedly throughout the game. Oh there’s a special place in hell for her.

The guy who opens the door of the pub, sees there’s a TV on and walks out. O yeah, that’s me.

Munstermen

oh united fans are the pits!

They have this type of Discussion in other Countries but instead of the Pub as the location, it was about annoying people you encounter inside an actual stadium! We really are a nation of Barstoolers!!